The Wedding Gone Wrong…

The following story may not be true, but it is funny nonetheless:

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride’s and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone’s chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8×10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests’ reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said some profanity. Then he turned to his bride and said, “I cant believe you! “. Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, “I’m outta here.” He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge…making the bride’s parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride’s and best man’s reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends………………………………..$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion……………………………………$3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui……………………………………….$8,500.
The look on everyone’s face when they see the 8×10 glossy of the bride humping the best man……….Priceless.

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One day, when I was a freshman in high school,

I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.

His name was Kyle.

It looked like he was carrying all of his books.

I thought to myself, “Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday?

He must really be a nerd.”

I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.

As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him.

They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt.

His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about tenfeet from him.

He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes.

My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him and as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I sawa tear in his eye.

As I handed him his glasses, I said, “Those guys are jerks.

They really should get lives.

” He looked at me and said, “Hey thanks!”

There was a big smile on his face.

It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude.

I helped him pick up his books, and asked him wherehe lived.

As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked himwhy I had never seen him before.

He said he had gone to privateschool before now.

I would have never hung out with a private school kidbefore.

We talked all the way home, and I carried someof his books.

He turned out to be a pretty cool kid.

Iasked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends.

He said yes.

We hung out all weekend and themore I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and myfriends thought the same of him.

Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with thehuge stack of books again.

I stopped him and said,”Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!

” He just laughed and handed me half the books.

Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends.

When we were seniors, we began to think
about college.

Kyle decided onGeorgetown, and I
was going to Duke.

I knew that we would always befriends, that the miles would never be a problem.

Hewas going to be a doctor, and I was going for businesson a football scholarship.

Kyle was valedictorian of our class.

I teased him all thetime about being a nerd.

He had to prepare a speech forgraduation.

I was so glad it wasn’t me having to get up there andspeak.

Graduation day, I saw Kyle.

He looked great.

Hewas one of those guys that really found himself during highschool.

He filled out and actually looked good in glasses.

He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him.

Boy, sometimes I was jealous.

Today was one of those days.

I could see that he wasnervous about his speech.

So, I smacked him on the backand said, “Hey, big guy, you’ll be great!”

He looked at mewith one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled.

“Thanks,” he said.

As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, andbegan.

“Graduation is a time to thank those who helpedyou make it through those tough years.

Your parents,your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach…but mostlyyour friends…

I am here to tell all of you that being a
friend to someone is the best gift you can give them.

Iam going to tell you a story.”

I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told thestory of the first day we met.

He had planned to killhimself over the weekend.

He talked of how he hadcleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn’t have to doit later and was carrying his stuff home.

He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile.

“Thankfully, I was saved.

My friend saved me fromdoing the unspeakable.”

I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popularboy told us all about his weakest moment.

I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that samegrateful smile.

Not until that moment did I realize it’s depth.

Never underestimate the power of your actions.

Withone small gesture you can change a person’s life.

Forbetter or for worse.

God puts us all in each other’s lives to impact one anotherin some way.

Look for God in others.

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Football is Over

The football season is over now that we’ve lost our last game. We had fun tonight though I think, thanks to Chad, Batch and Floate for coming up and helping out when Ben basically bailed on us. Chad and I played music for cheer and even got creative, went out and got monitors for the girls so that they could actually hear what we were playing. I think they helped out quite a bit, so maybe I’ll have to look at getting ASB to buy some so that we don’t have to steal them from the bob. We also need some new mic stands, so that could be in the order too…

This morning was the school show of FHS drama’s presentation of “The Foreigner.” Once again, I didn’t pay any attention to the show, but I managed to get through a bunch of my emails. I got my main inbox down to 7 messages today… Man was I impressed with myself. I got lots of old messages returned/filed/taken care of and was getting close to done when I ran out of battery power and the show ended.

So the news is apparently out. Travis was hired on as the new AP for the high school, which means that he will be leaving ASB. The search is supposed to be on for a new ASB Director, so we’ll just have to see how all of that goes. It was supposed to go up as an in-house vacancy today, but I’m not sure if it got posted or not. I guess it’s going to be about a month or so before we might get a new director. I guess this means I get to train yet another one and do some more hand holding… How much fun! I guess the bring side is more hours! I’ll probably spend a good portion of the next month in the office doing what I can to help Travis stay on top of two jobs…

After the game tonight, Batch, Chad, Floate, Lauren and I headed off to the bar. We finally convinced Travis to join us about an hour late, but he came. Neither Donna nor Jeremy was working so that some of the fun out of the evening, and of course Kiddy Officer Bouse wasn’t there… but we tried to have some fun anway. I had to call it an evening shortly after midnight to take Lauren home, so we left Chad & Travis at the bar, but I don’t think they lasted too much longer.

Time for bed now. I’ve got the morning off which will be nice and don’t have to be at work till 5:30 for the last drama show and then strike. Strike ought to be interesting… if you’re bored feel free to stop by around 9… If we get a big enough party together, I’m sure we’ll end up at the bar again… Sunday I’ve got music society so no church or anything else for me…

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